This week’s statements:
I learned how to make love in a canoe. The video clip is a singer by the name of Big Rude Jake. The song is called Girl in the Pink Canoe. It is hilarious!
I have always wanted to run for political office. I am however, too honest, too broke and too caring - it would destroy me if I won. The ultimate bashing my head against a wall. I would be better off getting into S&M at least there would be a chance for some pleasure there.
My purse always has a non-existent and existential quality. While I know there are man-purses, none seem to match my eyes and shoes. If I can not accessorize properly, I just can not do it.
One day when I am finally an empty nester I am going to the South Pacific - Fiji, Tonga & Samoa. Though if the kids keep driving me nuts, I may end up there sooner...:-)