10. I am able to sing this song from beginning to end...
9. That I have never been caught on Internet porn.
8. Photographs, photographs, photographs - imagine if I had a real camera and not just an iPad
* - not so super-hero-ish feeling - getting back to posting and watching the numbers go down.
6. Outlasting the wife. Whoop! whoop! I am man - hear me roar.
5. On that note, being a good dad to three kids.
4. Getting a citation alert from Google Scholar! Someone actually read or at least skimmed something I wrote and cited it! Of course, they could have said I was an idiot but it all counts the same...
3. The fact that this listicle has two graphs and a song about being white and nerdy.
2. That I do not use the Dr. Smith very often...it is a nice title but I do not have the ego to have to be called by it.
P.S. Didn't say that didn't exactly happen here...