Thanks to Stasha for hosting Monday Listicles... The assignment is:
4. Me, I will go as a person going to a tea party patron. You know because as a US permanent resident I get to pay a lot of taxes without being able to have representation.
3. With all of the sexy or naughty costumes out there, I think a great costume would be to go as a censor or an FCC representative. Just spend the evening giving tickets for inappropriate costumes.
2. Mr. Moneybags from Monopoly - self explanatory in an election year right?
1. A screwdriver: Because either way America votes next month, the populace will be screwed!