Monday, October 22, 2012

A Scary Listicle (sort of)

Thanks to Stasha for hosting Monday Listicles...  The assignment is:

Ten Costumes I Recommend for Others

10. Green Bay Packer Fans - Replacement NFL ref - go with a pair of black glasses and a cane...

9.   Speaking of sports, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is once again going as the count from Sesame Street.  Three, three lockouts ah ah ah!

8. Obama - have 47% of himself know because that all his opponent cares about...

7. Romney - One line of tape around him, just to prove he is NOT just 1%.

6. Ron Paul - A hammer to break down the wall of the establishment...It is not that I am a fan of the guy or anything but man, he was totally messed over the by the 'powers that be' for not being 'on message' and 'towing the line'  

5. Big Bird - with a 'will work for seed sign.'

4. Me, I will go as a person going to a tea party patron.  You know because as a US permanent resident I get to pay a lot of taxes without being able to have representation.

3. With all of the sexy or naughty costumes out there, I think a great costume would be to go as a censor or an FCC representative.  Just spend the evening giving tickets for inappropriate costumes.

2.  Mr. Moneybags from Monopoly - self explanatory in an election year right?

1. A screwdriver:  Because either way America votes next month, the populace will be screwed!

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